I’ve made a decision, I’m going to bake
My very own exclusive Christmas cake
Now this could be a challenge, a tricky task
As all my cakes have been binned in the past
Charred round the edges and hard as a brick
I gave the dog some and he was violently sick
I won’t be disheartened, I have a great plan
To produce a great cake as best I can
I’ll pop into Thornbury and see Mrs P
Gleam some advice from the talented Miss Dee
Together they make a wonderful team
With help on making the cake of my dreams
They have baking tins and trimmings galore
Marzipan, icing, oh and so much more
So Finishing Touches could save the day
All my cake worries have faded away
Now if all of this fails, and disaster strikes me
Up my sleeve I have a trump card you see
I simply order my cake from the lovely Miss Dee